A new study, sponsored by IIT and the Coca-Cola Beverage Institute for Health and Wellness, published in the Journal of the American Medical Association shows that IIT's new hair-growing service delivers on the intended results!
Thirty WCC men, for some reason, volunteered to participate in our study pitting Fuzzy Wuzzy Hair Growth Formula against time and/or wigs. This top-secret formula, brewed in our labs in Frankfurt, Germany, is composed of liquid vanadium, siracha sauce, chicken beaks, green glitter glue, and Lindt 90% Cacao dark chocolate. Obviously we can't tell you what's in it, because it's secret, but we can assure customers that it is all-natural, non-GMO, American-made, and Free-range.
As you can clearly see from the charts below, hair growth in the formula group exceeded growth in the control group by 9 inches, and saw an increased growth rate as the study went on. Also, customer satisfaction in the formula group was higher than in the control group, with a 68.9% increase in "highly satisfied" customers. Interestingly enough, the group asked to wear wigs saw the fastest yet most stagnant growth and highest customer satisfaction.
To conclude, further research is necessary to explain this anomaly. Recommendations from the team of esteemed scientists who conducted this study? Sign up for Irkutsk Ice Truckers Hair Growing Service today!
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