Skip to main content

Attack on WCC - Reported TAC Connection

Image
By

Yes this is a real image - taken from the WCC dorms last week
Righteous tempers are flaring up at WCC over last week's attack of a group of arsonist bandits upon the campus. "It was TAC I tell you," said Sophomore Kristin Houser of Alaska. Another shouts "Down with the TAC-ey terrorists" as we interview a crowd of students clustered around the wreckage of what was once a field overgrown by weeds. 

Reports are confused, but a group dressed as firemen reportedly set fire to vegetation on Cemetary Hill behind the WCC Upper Dorms. As visible in these images, smoke plumes can be seen rising hundreds of feet as the flames were only just beginning

Total destruction was staved off by brave work from both Irkutsk Ice Truckers crews and members of the Wyoming IRA but great damage was still done to the Cemetary Hill underbrush. What is more troubling to most than the damage, however, is those who are blamed for it and why, with popular opinion (87% of surveyed students) blaming Thomas Aquinas College of Santa Paula, California for the attack. Little evidence exists to support this conclusion, but most take it as a given and are now syllogizing onward from this supposition.          
Another view of the fire
"I thought we were friends with That Arrogant College?" questions Senior Andrew Marshall of Montana. "We did have a confrontation in January, but I was sure it was friendly." See the video below to see this "confrontation"

Wyoming Catholic College Security, the Lander Police Department, and the FBI all report that an investigation is underway but will release no details to "grand jury proceedings" and "attorney-client privileges."

Thomas Aquinas College

Thomas Aquinas College students greet their peers from Wyoming Catholic College with chants of "WCC! WCC!" at the Walk for Life West Coast
Labels:

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular

Ban the Joe: Get Joe to Come Here

By
The symbol of the cause Many WCC students are mourning the loss of Joe B. to University of Dallas. A promising member of the spring Founders draft, many were looking forward to him joining the Class of 2023. Banjo Guy as he is called, has reportedly committed to attending the University of Dallas near his Texas hometown, in a decision largely predicated upon the attendance there of many of his friends. But never fear, it's not too late! "It's not up to him whether he comes or not," was the simple conclusion from a high-level meeting of the new WCC Future Student Decision Council. Simply, that means that as everyone wants him here, he can't just decide to go elsewhere. Everyone wants him to come here, but how, one might ask, do we change this horrible decision? There are multiple ways to be sure, but to begin, we're collecting signatures as part of a national BAN-JO campaign. Ban does not mean ban in the typical sense of disallowing, but is h...
Post a Comment
Read more

No more spills!

By
I am going to keep this brief. I really do not want to be that person , but it is something that I have observed recently, and it is becoming a problem. And not your regular problem, no, this is becoming a HUGE problem. No one likes it when there is water spilled everywhere, leastwise me. We all hate it when we go in and start slipping everywhere because someone did not do it right. I’m serious. If you are going to dive, don’t. There are no experts at this college, except maybe John-John, so you have no excuse to do it. When you dive, water spills all over the place and it isn’t pleasant. Also, this includes no jumping, no pencils, and especially no cannonballs. Another point. Is there actually a thrill in such an activity? Can you actually say that you enjoy diving? What is the use once you get in there? There is nothing to see, nothing to do; all you will be able to brag about is that you accidentally swallowed a bit more than you wanted. So again, please, I beg of yo...
1 comment
Read more

BREAKING: Spons Verberans Goes Missing

By LivingtheReal
Reported just thirty minutes ago by Freshman Rocker Olivia, the much acclaimed "Spons Verberans cult object has gone missing. See it sticking up from Rinju's backpack on the left several weeks ago when the renowned "hitting spoon" first came to WCC on the Spring 2019 Desert Backpacking "Desert Scam" But as Olivia, guardian of the spoon, reported this evening, it's now missing! She reported: A highly precious Giant Golden Spoon has gone missing. It is known as Spons Verberans Has anyone seen it? Does anyone have any idea where it could be recovered? Sincerely, Olivia Spons is dear to everyone here at WCC, and after the recent disappearance of the Chinese Balls from St. John's this latest strike adds to a troubling month of Marxist trends here at WCC. Marxist Trend Concerns Spark New Freshman Course Know where they are? Tell us at recoverspons@irkutskicetruckers.com
Post a Comment
Read more