Skip to main content

Gregory - the god of Mischief

Image
By LivingtheReal
Gregory - god of Mischief
In a sudden turn of events, WCC sophomore Gregory Legreid was revealed to the world yesterday as the "god of mischief".

Standing on the top of Frassati Hall, and flanked by "Legionaries" from "the Legion", Gregory presented his theology paper to an assembled crowd of students who were blown away by its self-referential beauty. After listening for twenty minutes the crowd fell down in stunned stupor as Dr. Holmes rang a 255 pound heresy bell in amazed response at Gregory's paper, which in amazing similarity to the truths revealed through the Evangelium Andreii portrays Gregory himself as a god equal to or greater than Andrew and Janelle.

While few details about the worship he requests and deserves if in fact a god were revealed, rumors suggest that a great deal of Bacchic principles are to be a part of Gregory's cult while he revealed himself at the conclusion of his reading as specifically, "the god of mischief".

Students from Wyoming Catholic College are still wondering how he lived here for two years without being revealed as a god until now but WCC staff are taking it in stride saying in an official press release: "We have years of experience harboring gods among us, and if Gregory be added to their number, well, we can add to his eternal memory through mention in the Student Handbook."

https://wyomingcatholic.edu/new-god-revealed-gregory/

Further details about Gregory and his cult are to be released on March 14th according to his prophet spokesman John Paul Terneus who promises "shock and awe" in the full manifestation of Gregory.


Labels:

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular

New Serious WCC Freshman Endeavor

By
Freshmen Anne and Emily, aiming to redeem opinions of the Class of 2022 from being solely satirical and unserious, have launched a serious project, a blog named the Barnabus Project About it: The Barnabas Project is a blog by and for the Wyoming Catholic College class of 2022. It’s a kind of combined lit-mag and indie coffee shop; it’s a site for philosophical musings on what we’re reading and thinking about, photography from our vacations, poetry and short stories, or basically anything. A little background: at the end of COR, we had a program at campfire called The Barnabas Project in which we, in a way, prepared to face the challenges of being a student. As we face the challenges of summer, this blog will be a small oasis of WCC culture against the tumultuous ocean of the wider world. Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter. — Izaak Walton   View it here: https://wyclassof2022.home.blog/ To contribute (if you're a Freshmore ), find Anne's email ...
Post a Comment
Read more

Ban the Joe: Get Joe to Come Here

By
The symbol of the cause Many WCC students are mourning the loss of Joe B. to University of Dallas. A promising member of the spring Founders draft, many were looking forward to him joining the Class of 2023. Banjo Guy as he is called, has reportedly committed to attending the University of Dallas near his Texas hometown, in a decision largely predicated upon the attendance there of many of his friends. But never fear, it's not too late! "It's not up to him whether he comes or not," was the simple conclusion from a high-level meeting of the new WCC Future Student Decision Council. Simply, that means that as everyone wants him here, he can't just decide to go elsewhere. Everyone wants him to come here, but how, one might ask, do we change this horrible decision? There are multiple ways to be sure, but to begin, we're collecting signatures as part of a national BAN-JO campaign. Ban does not mean ban in the typical sense of disallowing, but is h...
Post a Comment
Read more

FaceTruck by IIT

By
Announcing our new social media heavy metal replacement for your Google+, Facebook, etc. etc. accounts. FaceTruck by IIT - Keep up with your metalhead friends, prospects, propositions and news. Register today for a new experience at  Facetruck.net The reviews are extraordinary - rated 4.9 out of 5 stars on the Irkutsk App Store Joseph Nemec - "Totally cool, fam, way better than my 15 year-old Google Plus account." Try it today!
Post a Comment
Read more