Skip to main content

Gregory - the god of Mischief

Image
By LivingtheReal
Gregory - god of Mischief
In a sudden turn of events, WCC sophomore Gregory Legreid was revealed to the world yesterday as the "god of mischief".

Standing on the top of Frassati Hall, and flanked by "Legionaries" from "the Legion", Gregory presented his theology paper to an assembled crowd of students who were blown away by its self-referential beauty. After listening for twenty minutes the crowd fell down in stunned stupor as Dr. Holmes rang a 255 pound heresy bell in amazed response at Gregory's paper, which in amazing similarity to the truths revealed through the Evangelium Andreii portrays Gregory himself as a god equal to or greater than Andrew and Janelle.

While few details about the worship he requests and deserves if in fact a god were revealed, rumors suggest that a great deal of Bacchic principles are to be a part of Gregory's cult while he revealed himself at the conclusion of his reading as specifically, "the god of mischief".

Students from Wyoming Catholic College are still wondering how he lived here for two years without being revealed as a god until now but WCC staff are taking it in stride saying in an official press release: "We have years of experience harboring gods among us, and if Gregory be added to their number, well, we can add to his eternal memory through mention in the Student Handbook."

https://wyomingcatholic.edu/new-god-revealed-gregory/

Further details about Gregory and his cult are to be released on March 14th according to his prophet spokesman John Paul Terneus who promises "shock and awe" in the full manifestation of Gregory.


Labels:

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular

Ban the Joe: Get Joe to Come Here

By
The symbol of the cause Many WCC students are mourning the loss of Joe B. to University of Dallas. A promising member of the spring Founders draft, many were looking forward to him joining the Class of 2023. Banjo Guy as he is called, has reportedly committed to attending the University of Dallas near his Texas hometown, in a decision largely predicated upon the attendance there of many of his friends. But never fear, it's not too late! "It's not up to him whether he comes or not," was the simple conclusion from a high-level meeting of the new WCC Future Student Decision Council. Simply, that means that as everyone wants him here, he can't just decide to go elsewhere. Everyone wants him to come here, but how, one might ask, do we change this horrible decision? There are multiple ways to be sure, but to begin, we're collecting signatures as part of a national BAN-JO campaign. Ban does not mean ban in the typical sense of disallowing, but is h...
Post a Comment
Read more

No more spills!

By
I am going to keep this brief. I really do not want to be that person , but it is something that I have observed recently, and it is becoming a problem. And not your regular problem, no, this is becoming a HUGE problem. No one likes it when there is water spilled everywhere, leastwise me. We all hate it when we go in and start slipping everywhere because someone did not do it right. I’m serious. If you are going to dive, don’t. There are no experts at this college, except maybe John-John, so you have no excuse to do it. When you dive, water spills all over the place and it isn’t pleasant. Also, this includes no jumping, no pencils, and especially no cannonballs. Another point. Is there actually a thrill in such an activity? Can you actually say that you enjoy diving? What is the use once you get in there? There is nothing to see, nothing to do; all you will be able to brag about is that you accidentally swallowed a bit more than you wanted. So again, please, I beg of yo...
1 comment
Read more

BREAKING: Spons Verberans Goes Missing

By LivingtheReal
Reported just thirty minutes ago by Freshman Rocker Olivia, the much acclaimed "Spons Verberans cult object has gone missing. See it sticking up from Rinju's backpack on the left several weeks ago when the renowned "hitting spoon" first came to WCC on the Spring 2019 Desert Backpacking "Desert Scam" But as Olivia, guardian of the spoon, reported this evening, it's now missing! She reported: A highly precious Giant Golden Spoon has gone missing. It is known as Spons Verberans Has anyone seen it? Does anyone have any idea where it could be recovered? Sincerely, Olivia Spons is dear to everyone here at WCC, and after the recent disappearance of the Chinese Balls from St. John's this latest strike adds to a troubling month of Marxist trends here at WCC. Marxist Trend Concerns Spark New Freshman Course Know where they are? Tell us at recoverspons@irkutskicetruckers.com
Post a Comment
Read more