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Breaking: Cyril Returns

Cyril (right) and an undisclosed relative
Few details available yet bu the professor is back, Professor Cyril Patton has returned to collect the prime matter,  substantial forms, and accidents he left behind from his sudden departure a month and a half ago.Cyril plans to remain here for around forty-eight hours, his first public statement suggests, catch a sight of our first memorial wall member while you can!

Campus Assassins has made no statement on their plans concerning Cyril at press time, but a kidnapping on him would not be out of the ordinary considering the present situation and their tactics and might even gain support from many of the freshmen rockers and IIT itself. 

More to come as our investigators explore this shocking development, a return almost no one saw coming.


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