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The Van Man

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By LivingtheReal
How often do we run off to Frassati after classes in an angered rush to get onto a Mass shuttle?

If you aren't one of the few school drivers - you have to wait - and upon the generosity of someone else: like one of these fine "Van Men".

THE VAN MAN
Facing the terrible prospect of arriving late, fighting stop signs, fighting the complaints others make about running into stop signs, waiting for people to extract their backpacks from the school van, having to enforce school policies, and so on, the
 WCC SUPERHERO
THE VAN MAN
FORWARDS DO WE NEED ONE MORE SHUTTLE?

Yes, beating the enemy called the one mile from Frat to Mass

Doing it daily.

Doing it safely.

THE VAN MAN

Nick King (Photo Courtesy Anthony Jones)
Andrew
Theodore (Photo Courtesy Anthony Jones)


Carlos
Take some time to thank your Van-Men. Thanks to their generous work we're able to offer you Mass Passes for only $5 a month plus applicable fees, taxes, and temple payments.

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