Skip to main content

Rumor: Student May Have Gone Missing for Months

Although he was found and returned after his escapades with the infamous Lost Boys Fifth Regiment, Cyril A. Patton is rumored to have been missing for months from his dormitory at WCC, St. Leo's.

Multiple sources admit to not seeing him for long periods of time without explanation and a "Missing Roommate" sign was even on display for a time.
While recent reports indicate that he has communicated with school officials this month about permanently leaving the school, and so has been "found", the question remains, how could a student have gone missing for months without explanation?

I.I.T. plans to investigate the matter further amid further reports that there was an unidentified student present for months at another undisclosed location. Could these be the same location, and if then, what prompted his absence/transference?

A connection to reports that both St. Leo's and this [redacted] location were haunted by the ghost of William Albers, who died freakishly on the Freshman Expedition, C.O.R.? Or does it have something to do with the Evangelium Andreii, Cult of the Tree of Life headquartered in St. Leos?

Something is underfoot, and student want answers, like Aretari Polinski who says, "he's wondering if he can even trust Leo's prefect after this. What if I disappear or get kidnapped? Will anyone care?"
Cyril
Amid these concerns, IIT will make a full investigation for the good of the community as a whole.

Support us by supporting our business: Buy now at sales@irkutskicetruckers.com




Comments

Popular

New Serious WCC Freshman Endeavor

Freshmen Anne and Emily, aiming to redeem opinions of the Class of 2022 from being solely satirical and unserious, have launched a serious project, a blog named the Barnabus Project About it: The Barnabas Project is a blog by and for the Wyoming Catholic College class of 2022. It’s a kind of combined lit-mag and indie coffee shop; it’s a site for philosophical musings on what we’re reading and thinking about, photography from our vacations, poetry and short stories, or basically anything. A little background: at the end of COR, we had a program at campfire called The Barnabas Project in which we, in a way, prepared to face the challenges of being a student. As we face the challenges of summer, this blog will be a small oasis of WCC culture against the tumultuous ocean of the wider world. Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter. — Izaak Walton   View it here: https://wyclassof2022.home.blog/ To contribute (if you're a Freshmore ), find Anne's email ...

Ban the Joe: Get Joe to Come Here

The symbol of the cause Many WCC students are mourning the loss of Joe B. to University of Dallas. A promising member of the spring Founders draft, many were looking forward to him joining the Class of 2023. Banjo Guy as he is called, has reportedly committed to attending the University of Dallas near his Texas hometown, in a decision largely predicated upon the attendance there of many of his friends. But never fear, it's not too late! "It's not up to him whether he comes or not," was the simple conclusion from a high-level meeting of the new WCC Future Student Decision Council. Simply, that means that as everyone wants him here, he can't just decide to go elsewhere. Everyone wants him to come here, but how, one might ask, do we change this horrible decision? There are multiple ways to be sure, but to begin, we're collecting signatures as part of a national BAN-JO campaign. Ban does not mean ban in the typical sense of disallowing, but is h...

FaceTruck by IIT

Announcing our new social media heavy metal replacement for your Google+, Facebook, etc. etc. accounts. FaceTruck by IIT - Keep up with your metalhead friends, prospects, propositions and news. Register today for a new experience at  Facetruck.net The reviews are extraordinary - rated 4.9 out of 5 stars on the Irkutsk App Store Joseph Nemec - "Totally cool, fam, way better than my 15 year-old Google Plus account." Try it today!