The Mighty Pen, A History into the Western Culture of WCC

The professors at WCC are taken seriously, and this means hired seriously. But when Dr. Papadopoulos was taken on to teach, even the college wasn't exactly sure what they were getting themselves into. There is a past behind that mustache, as this classic John Wayne pose might help portray. But as the saying goes, "The pen is mightier than the rifle," and it seems that Papadopoulos has since realized this. It takes an will of iron to teach at a college, so perhaps WCC did right by hiring a gunman...er, penman.

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