ETB MugBug and Bros - New Partnership

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Annoucing today our new association with ETB MugBug and Bros, experts at phototography, mug shots and more.

Having long shared a similiar philosophy and goals we now plan to work together for our goal of making everyone into the best metalhead of themself.

Ernie Thee Bass, founder and CEO will be a regular contributor to IrkutskIceTruckers.com and we plan to feature his work here on a regular base.

More details to come of our new buisness partnership, but for now you can visit Ernie's website at: etbmugbug.com

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