Breaking: Wyoming IRA Denies Involvement in St. John's Bombing

In an exclusive interview with the leader of the Wyoming I.R.A, he denied all responsibility or involvement with Wednesday's chip explosion bombing of St. John's. "We're innocent on this one. I believe it was actually a suicide bombing by a John's member to put the blame on Athanasius" he said.

This is still possible, we note as IIT has yet to have fully investigated the situation and account for all of John's members, but there is as yet little evidence in any direction.

The IRA plans to make an official press release soon with all information they have, and their official position on the matter.

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