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Welcoming New Leaders: Everard Polinski

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I'd like to officially welcome my brother Everard Polinski,  to I.I.T.

Everard brings years of metalhead experience to the growing Irkutsk Ice Truckers family of businesses. At Irkutsk we're all about making sure you experience that raw terror and feeling of metal with every transaction and I'm sure Everard will enhance many of our customer's experiences for years to come.
Everard in his natural habitat

Everard will be a regular contributor to irkutskicetruckers.com and as both chief financial officer and a metalhead engineer for IIT Inc. he will expand our entertainment and sales operations as we transition to become a multi-tiered international corporation.

We hope to announce some more exciting developments over the next few weeks, but for now thank you for loyalty, business, and friendship.

Rock on,

Everett P.

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