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IrkutskIceTruckers.com is now operational and our business now has a theme song.

We are still in the process of selecting our world-class board of directors and our news coverage launches alongside other business updates here on this site.

Send news tips to everett.polisnki@irkutskicetruckers.com or contact us there for any questions or comments.



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